Dark Harvest II: The Maize (2004)

When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse. What starts as a simple chore quickly escalates into a darker plot of deceit and revenge where it seems even Satan himself is after Anus.

Основанный на реальных событиях. Лето как обычно, группа маленьких детей пропадает без вести в лесу. Отслеженные охотником и его сумашедшими сыновьями, начинается самое страшное…

Told in Documentary form, the film depicts a group of five British film critics and politicians who venture off into the West Virginian wilderness in search of the "Tony Blair Witch" which may or may not be related to British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

We find Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A car accident leads him to a small town sitting literally in the shadow of Dracula's castle. The frightened villagers have been preyed upon for generations. Steven is stunned to discover Carla, the innkeeper's daughter looks identical to his dead girlfriend. When she begs for his assistance against the vampire, he agrees to help them. Together with Dr. Van Helsing, he attacks Dracula using a variety of ingenious weapons against the supernatural. Dracula shows unusual powers that defeat them at every turn, including fireballs and lightning from his fingertips. He is constantly on a search for blood to satisfy his centuries-old bickering brides. When Dracula kidnaps Carla right out of her bed, Steven and Van Helsing desperately try to kill him before it is too late.

В полицейском участке царит теплая атмосфера идиотизма. Офицер Туди никогда не отличался умом и сообразительностью, но по сравнению с тем, что пришло работать вместе с ним, даже он — настоящий вундеркинд. Его новый напарник Малдун — выпускник академии, восходящая звезда правопорядка — великолепно вписался в коллектив. Именно этой сладкой парочке дальновидное командование доверило охрану важного свидетеля. Что-ж, ему очень повезло.