Типа крутые спартанцы (2011)
Жанр : комедия
Время выполнения : 1Ч 27М
Директор : Jeff Kanew
Краткое содержание
Сюжет картины рассказывает о храбром генерале Офигенусе Максимусе, которому Король Трои приказывает сопровождать принца Орландо в Грецию, чтобы уладить назревающий конфликт с тамошним правителем. В гостях у неприятеля принц Орландо встречает красавицу принцессу Эллен, и увозит ее с собой, обратно в Трою. Разгневанный греческий царь собирает огромную армию в миллион человек и идет войной на Трою. В ответ отважный Офигенус Максимус призывает на помощь 300 спартанцев.
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