Stamplickers
Genre : Science Fiction, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 49M
Director : Mike Schwanke
Synopsis
Stamplickers is a no budget feature film that follows a group of nihilistic postal workers delivering mail in the near future as the end of the earth is growing near. As the population of their town dwindles, their mail routes get shorter and shorter. Some upload their consciousness to the internet and others flee to join a doomsday cult, while the greasy mailmen (Keith, Spud, and Wendy) are content to drink some beer, taunt the town’s police force, and listen to heavy metal as they watch world burn. But when townspeople begin mysteriously disappearing into the sky, they are forced to confront their reality and the ties that bind them together.
Jokes fly as the Tune Squad takes on the Nerdlucks in a hardcourt game to decide if the Looney Tunes remain here... or become attractions at a far-off galactic off-ramp called Moron Mountain. The Nerdlucks have a monstrous secret weapon: they've stolen the skills of top NBA stars like Charles Barkley and Patrick Ewing and become Monstars. But that's not all, folks. The Tune Squad’s secret weapon just happens to be the finest player in this or any other universe. He's outta this world. So's the fun.
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