Cougar Queen: A Tiger King Parody (2020)
Muffs, Madness & Mayhem
Genre : Crime, Comedy
Runtime : 54M
Director : Casey Calvert, Eli Cross
Synopsis
Muffs, madness and mayhem await in this Tiger King parody when a documentary crew interviews three lesbian porn tycoons about a vicious rivalry spanning years. There’s Jill Erotic, the outrageous and unhinged owner of GW Films whose wild and reckless antics make her as fascinating as she is destructive to those around her. Fate sparks a bitter feud between her and Cheryl Badsin, founder of “ethical” porn company Big Clit Rescue and crusader against pornstar mistreatment - unless it profits her, of course. Jill and Cheryl’s ongoing battle skyrockets their companies to fame and notoriety, much to the frustration of dotcom mogul Dot Scandal, whose own company C.O.U.G.A.R.S.’ long-standing monopoly gets threatened by the rise of these two new players.
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Dedicated environmental lawyer Lucy Kelson goes to work for billionaire George Wade as part of a deal to preserve a community center. Indecisive and weak-willed George grows dependent on Lucy's guidance on everything from legal matters to clothing. Exasperated, Lucy gives notice and picks Harvard graduate June Carter as her replacement. As Lucy's time at the firm nears an end, she grows jealous of June and has second thoughts about leaving George.
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Henry is a player skilled at seducing women. But when this veterinarian meets Lucy, a girl with a quirky problem when it comes to total recall, he realizes it's possible to fall in love all over again…and again, and again. That's because the delightful Lucy has no short-term memory, so Henry must woo her day after day until he finally sweeps her off her feet.
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Chev Chelios, a hit man wanting to go straight, lets his latest target slip away. Then he awakes the next morning to a phone call that informs him he has been poisoned and has only an hour to live unless he keeps adrenaline coursing through his body while he searches for an antidote.
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