The Rock and the Guac (2022)
Finally peak cinema brought to you by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (himself) and Nikocado Avocado (himself).
Genre : Comedy, TV Movie, Action, History, War, Science Fiction, Adventure
Runtime : 7M
Director : Kracc Bacc
Writer : Pope Francis, Billie Eilish
Synopsis
Tired of the verbal abuse of fans, Nikocado decides to go to the world of Minecraft and take revenge on The Rock, what follows will shock you, Waltuh.
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