I due della legione (1962)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 25M
Director : Lucio Fulci
Writer : Antonio Leonviola, Roberto Bianchi Montero, Arnaldo Marrosu, Giovanni Grimaldi, Lucio Fulci, Giancarlo Del Re, Dino De Palma, Bruno Corbucci
Synopsis
Ciccio and Franco flee Naples because they are wrongly accused of having murdered a local camorra boss and enlist in the Foreign Legion. They are inept but are mistaken for brave people by their commander and sent to break a weapon smuggling ring.
Two jerks are enlisted in the Italian army during W.W.1 and by pure luck manage to help win an important battle.
Aided by a chauffeur and a butler, a student of humble means pretends to be wealthy in order to attract the romantic interest of a rich girl.
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Stuart, an adorable white mouse, still lives happily with his adoptive family, the Littles, on the east side of Manhattan's Central Park. More crazy mouse adventures are in store as Stuart, his human brother, George, and their mischievous cat, Snowbell, set out to rescue a friend.
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