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The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness (1987)

Genre : Comedy, Horror

Runtime : 30M

Director : Jonathan Cutler

Synopsis

When Paul and Sandy Darden (Judge Reinhold and Demi Moore) move into a seemingly quiet upper-middle-class community, their American Dream is all but destroyed by the incessant din of barking dogs. So from valium-laced raw steaks to more hilarious methods of pet disposal, the Dardens try everything to make their dream house a quiet home.

Actors

Judge Reinhold
Judge Reinhold
Paul Darden
Demi Moore
Demi Moore
Sandy Darden
Richard Kind
Richard Kind
Dr. Schlazil
Don Calfa
Don Calfa
Howard
Teryn Jenkins
Teryn Jenkins
Ellen
Twink Caplan
Twink Caplan
Nosy Neighbor
Cary Greenberg
Cary Greenberg
Paperboy

Crews

Jonathan Cutler
Jonathan Cutler
Director
Bonnie Burns
Bonnie Burns
Producer
Edward R. Horwitz
Edward R. Horwitz
Co-Producer
Andrew Todd
Andrew Todd
Music
Patrick Shipstadt
Patrick Shipstadt
Music
Judge Reinhold
Judge Reinhold
Executive Producer
Janet Mann
Janet Mann
Executive Producer

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