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Don't Go Near the Water (1957)

THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!

Genre : Adventure, Comedy, Romance, War

Runtime : 1H 47M

Director : Charles Walters

Synopsis

Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.

Actors

Glenn Ford
Glenn Ford
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel
Gia Scala
Gia Scala
Melora Alba
Earl Holliman
Earl Holliman
Adam Garrett
Anne Francis
Anne Francis
Lt. Alice Tomlen
Keenan Wynn
Keenan Wynn
Gordon Ripwell
Fred Clark
Fred Clark
Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Eva Gabor
Eva Gabor
Deborah Aldrich
Russ Tamblyn
Russ Tamblyn
Ens. Tyson
Jeff Richards
Jeff Richards
Lt. Ross Pendleton
Mickey Shaughnessy
Mickey Shaughnessy
Farragut Jones
Howard Smith
Howard Smith
Admiral Junius Boatwright
Romney Brent
Romney Brent
Mr. Alba - Melora's Father
Mary Wickes
Mary Wickes
Janie
Jack Straw
Jack Straw
Lt. Cmdr. Gladstone
Robert Nichols
Robert Nichols
Lt. Cmdr. Hereford
John Alderson
John Alderson
Lt. Cmdr. Diplock
Jack Albertson
Jack Albertson
Rep. George Jansen
Charles Watts
Charles Watts
Rep. Arthur Smithfield
Mike Steen
Mike Steen
Marine Orderly (uncredited)

Crews

Charles Walters
Charles Walters
Director
William Brinkley
William Brinkley
Novel
Dorothy Kingsley
Dorothy Kingsley
Writer
George Wells
George Wells
Writer
Lawrence Weingarten
Lawrence Weingarten
Producer
Bronislau Kaper
Bronislau Kaper
Original Music Composer
Robert J. Bronner
Robert J. Bronner
Cinematography
Adrienne Fazan
Adrienne Fazan
Editor
Hugh Hunt
Hugh Hunt
Set Decoration
Helen Rose
Helen Rose
Costume Design
John Lipow
John Lipow
Sound Editor
Kendrick Kinney
Kendrick Kinney
Sound Editor
William A. Horning
William A. Horning
Art Direction
Urie McCleary
Urie McCleary
Art Direction
Edwin B. Willis
Edwin B. Willis
Set Decoration
Sydney Guilaroff
Sydney Guilaroff
Hairstylist
John Truwe
John Truwe
Makeup Artist
William Tuttle
William Tuttle
Makeup Artist
Al Jennings
Al Jennings
Assistant Director
Wesley C. Miller
Wesley C. Miller
Recording Supervision
A. Arnold Gillespie
A. Arnold Gillespie
Special Effects
Lee LeBlanc
Lee LeBlanc
Special Effects

Trailers and other movies

DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER (Original Theatrical Trailer)

Posters and backgrounds

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