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Stealing Rembrandt (2003)

They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it

Genre : Action, Comedy

Runtime : 1H 49M

Director : Jannik Johansen
Writer : Anders Thomas Jensen, Jannik Johansen

Synopsis

Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

Actors

Lars Brygmann
Lars Brygmann
Mick
Jakob Cedergren
Jakob Cedergren
Tom
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Kenneth
Nicolas Bro
Nicolas Bro
Jimmy
Sonja Richter
Sonja Richter
Trine
Paprika Steen
Paprika Steen
Charlotte
Gordon Kennedy
Gordon Kennedy
Christian
Nikolaj Lie Kaas
Nikolaj Lie Kaas
Kiosk Karsten
Søren Pilmark
Søren Pilmark
Ole Ernst
Ole Ernst
Ulf Pilgaard
Ulf Pilgaard
Thomas Gabrielson
Thomas Gabrielson
Mogens Holm
Mogens Holm
Niels Andersen
Niels Andersen
Patrick O'Kane
Patrick O'Kane
Martin Wenner
Martin Wenner
Søren Poppel
Søren Poppel
Michael Fabricius Sand
Michael Fabricius Sand
John Martinus
John Martinus
Jeppe Kaas
Jeppe Kaas
Anne Sofie Espersen
Anne Sofie Espersen
Søren Thomsen
Søren Thomsen
Merete Nørgaard
Merete Nørgaard
Lars Phister
Lars Phister
Thomas Gammeltoft
Thomas Gammeltoft
David Bateson
David Bateson
Kenth Rosenberg
Kenth Rosenberg
Toshihito Inoue
Toshihito Inoue
Morten Lundholm
Morten Lundholm
Yuesong Fan
Yuesong Fan
Asger Gottlieb
Asger Gottlieb
Lotte Mejlhede
Lotte Mejlhede
Lasse Rimmer
Lasse Rimmer
Pascal Lubrano
Pascal Lubrano
Paw Eriksen
Paw Eriksen

Crews

Jannik Johansen
Jannik Johansen
Director
Anders Thomas Jensen
Anders Thomas Jensen
Screenplay
Jannik Johansen
Jannik Johansen
Screenplay
Thomas Gammeltoft
Thomas Gammeltoft
Producer
Antony Genn
Antony Genn
Original Music Composer
Eric Kress
Eric Kress
Director of Photography
Per K. Kirkegaard
Per K. Kirkegaard
Editor

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Rembrandt (2003) - Officiel trailer

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