Stitches (2012)
You'll die laughing...
Genre : Horror
Runtime : 1H 26M
Director : Conor McMahon
Synopsis
The clumsy and unfunny clown Richard "Stitches" Grindle entertains at the 10th birthday party of little Tom, but the boy and his friends play a prank with Stitches, tying his shoelaces. Stitches slips, falls and dies. Six years later, Tom gives a birthday party for his friends at home, but Stitches revives to haunt the teenagers and revenge his death.
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