Thieves and Robbers (1983)
May the 'Police Farce' be with you...!
Genre : Action, Comedy, Crime
Runtime : 1H 41M
Director : Bruno Corbucci
Writer : Bruno Corbucci, Mario Amendola
Synopsis
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