The Gendarme and the Gendarmettes (1982)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 40M
Director : Tony Aboyantz, Jean Girault
Writer : Gérard Beytout, Jean Girault, Jacques Vilfrid
Synopsis
Cruchot's police office moves into a new building. They do not only get high tech equipment, but also four young female police officers to educate. All of them scramble to work with them -- and cause pure chaos while being distracted by the fine ladies. Then they get into real trouble when one after the other of their female colleagues is kidnapped.
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