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No Sex Please: We're British (1973)

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 25M

Director : Cliff Owen
Writer : Anthony Marriott, Brian Cooke, Johnnie Mortimer

Synopsis

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Actors

Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Corbett
Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid
Beryl Reid
Bertha Hunter
Arthur Lowe
Arthur Lowe
Mr Bromley
Ian Ogilvy
Ian Ogilvy
David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon
Susan Penhaligon
Penny Hunter
David Swift
David Swift
Inspector Paul
Michael Bates
Michael Bates
Mr. Needham
Cheryl Hall
Cheryl Hall
Daphne
Deryck Guyler
Deryck Guyler
Park Keeper
Valerie Leon
Valerie Leon
Susan
Margaret Nolan
Margaret Nolan
Barbara
Gerald Sim
Gerald Sim
Reverend Mower
Michael Robbins
Michael Robbins
Car Driver
Frank Thornton
Frank Thornton
Glass Shop Manager
Michael Ripper
Michael Ripper
Traffic Warden
Sydney Bromley
Sydney Bromley
Rag & Bone Man
Robin Askwith
Robin Askwith
Baker's Delivery Man
Lloyd Lamble
Lloyd Lamble
American Man
Mavis Villiers
Mavis Villiers
American Lady
John Bindon
John Bindon
Pete
Stephen Greif
Stephen Greif
Niko
Brian Wilde
Brian Wilde
Policeman
Eric Longworth
Eric Longworth
Man with Lighter
Edward Sinclair
Edward Sinclair
Postman
Fred Griffiths
Fred Griffiths
Delivery Man
Lucy Griffiths
Lucy Griffiths
Spinster Lady
John Scott Martin
John Scott Martin
White Line Workman
Bart Allison
Bart Allison
Council Workman

Crews

Cliff Owen
Cliff Owen
Director
Anthony Marriott
Anthony Marriott
Theatre Play
Alistair Foot
Alistair Foot
Theatre Play
John R. Sloan
John R. Sloan
Producer
John Gale
John Gale
Co-Producer
John Woolf
John Woolf
Executive Producer
Eric Rogers
Eric Rogers
Original Music Composer
Ken Hodges
Ken Hodges
Director of Photography
Ralph Kemplen
Ralph Kemplen
Editor
Jenia Reissar
Jenia Reissar
Casting
Ray Simm
Ray Simm
Production Design
Julia Squire
Julia Squire
Costume Design
Wally Schneiderman
Wally Schneiderman
Makeup Artist
Gordon Bond
Gordon Bond
Hairstylist
Anthony Marriott
Anthony Marriott
Screenplay
Brian Cooke
Brian Cooke
Screenplay
Johnnie Mortimer
Johnnie Mortimer
Screenplay
Ariel Levy
Ariel Levy
Assistant Director
Denis Johnson
Denis Johnson
Production Supervisor

Posters and backgrounds

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