Disaster Movie (2008)
Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed.
Genre : Comedy, Science Fiction
Runtime : 1H 27M
Director : Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Synopsis
The filmmaking team behind the hits "Scary Movie," "Date Movie," "Epic Movie" and "Meet The Spartans" this time puts its unique, inimitable stamp on one of the biggest and most bloated movie genres of all time -- the disaster film.
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