Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody (2012)
She sucks, but in a good way
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Runtime : 2H 30M
Director : Lee Roy Myers
Synopsis
Buffy and her hot, horny friends are searching for bloodsuckers (and having loads of hot sex, too!). Naughty Willow casts a spell that brings the undead back to life, and in between the gang's hard-pumping action, they've got some vampire killing to do!
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