Dead Man on Campus (1998)
Roommate Wanted...For a Limited Time Only
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 36M
Director : Alan Cohn
Writer : Michael Traeger, Mike White
Synopsis
College freshmen Josh and Cooper are more interested in hitting the bottle than in hitting the books -- and their poor grades are set to get them kicked out of school. Their only hope of passing is to find a roommate who will kill himself. That's because an oddball college code states that a suicide victim's roommates automatically get straight A's. But sharing space with a lineup of lunatics proves enough to drive both boys crazy.
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