The United Monster Talent Agency (2010)
"We'll Have Our People Scare Your People!"
Genre : Comedy, Horror
Runtime : 8M
Director : Gregory Nicotero
Synopsis
A short comedy spoof about Universal Monsters and their everyday unconventional work done at their very own talent agency for their movies.
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