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Witless Protection (2008)

Protecting America's assets.

Genre : Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime

Runtime : 1H 37M

Director : Charles Robert Carner
Writer : Charles Robert Carner

Synopsis

The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her

Actors

Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy
Deputy Larry Stalder
Ivana Miličević
Ivana Miličević
Madeleine
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Connie
Yaphet Kotto
Yaphet Kotto
Ricardo Bodi
Peter Stormare
Peter Stormare
Arthur Grimsley
Eric Roberts
Eric Roberts
Wilford Duvall
Joe Mantegna
Joe Mantegna
Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage
Kurt Naebig
Kurt Naebig
Mark Bedell
Richard Bull
Richard Bull
Sheriff Smoot
J. David Moeller
J. David Moeller
Elmer
Will Clinger
Will Clinger
Bo
Omar Dykes
Omar Dykes
Gus
Reno Collier
Reno Collier
Tater
Dan Waller
Dan Waller
Agent Orange / MIB #1
Rick Le Fevour
Rick Le Fevour
MIB #2
Joseph Luis Caballero
Joseph Luis Caballero
MIB #3
Sean Bridgers
Sean Bridgers
Norm
Gerry Bednob
Gerry Bednob
Omar
Claudia Michelle Wallace
Claudia Michelle Wallace
TSA Woman
Emir Yonzon
Emir Yonzon
TSA Supervisor
Gary Tippett
Gary Tippett
TSA Dog Handler
Jesse Dabson
Jesse Dabson
TSA Expert
Jessica Grace Orr
Jessica Grace Orr
Vibiana
Michael Carner
Michael Carner
Young Boy
Gail Rastorfer
Gail Rastorfer
Morgana
Lynnette Gaza
Lynnette Gaza
Lillian Grimoire

Crews

Charles Robert Carner
Charles Robert Carner
Director
Charles Robert Carner
Charles Robert Carner
Screenplay
Rudra Banerji
Rudra Banerji
Key Set Production Assistant

Trailers and other movies

Witless Protection Movie Trailer

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