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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

The Army Will Never Be The Same

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 40M

Director : Steve Miner
Writer : April Blair, Kelly Bowen

Synopsis

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Actors

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio
Floriana Tullio
Camille
Katie Chonacas
Katie Chonacas
Amber
Andy Milonakis
Andy Milonakis
Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley
Jennifer Finley
Dolores
Katherine Owens
Katherine Owens
Stylist
Kurt Fuller
Kurt Fuller
Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmer
James Harlon Palmer
Junior Agent (uncredited)

Crews

Steve Miner
Steve Miner
Director
April Blair
April Blair
Screenplay
Kelly Bowen
Kelly Bowen
Screenplay
Boaz Davidson
Boaz Davidson
Producer
Danny Dimbort
Danny Dimbort
Producer
Randall Emmett
Randall Emmett
Producer
George Furla
George Furla
Producer
Bill Gerber
Bill Gerber
Producer
Avi Lerner
Avi Lerner
Producer
Trevor Short
Trevor Short
Producer
Joe Simpson
Joe Simpson
Producer
Dennis Smith
Dennis Smith
Music
Patrick Cady
Patrick Cady
Director of Photography
Nathan Easterling
Nathan Easterling
Editor
Nancy Nayor
Nancy Nayor
Casting
Richard Fojo
Richard Fojo
Art Direction
Kristin Bicksler
Kristin Bicksler
Set Decoration
Alix Hester
Alix Hester
Costume Design
Adruitha Lee
Adruitha Lee
Hairstylist
Tony Ward
Tony Ward
Hairstylist
Andrea Bowman
Andrea Bowman
Hairstylist
Dean Jones
Dean Jones
Makeup Department Head
Rose Librizzi
Rose Librizzi
Makeup Artist
Mary Phillips
Mary Phillips
Makeup Artist
Kristy Horiuchi
Kristy Horiuchi
Makeup Artist
Robert Larriviere
Robert Larriviere
Art Department Coordinator
Tom R. Wilson
Tom R. Wilson
Construction Coordinator
Ren Heeralal
Ren Heeralal
Set Costumer
Rachel A. Walker
Rachel A. Walker
Set Costumer
Amy Sanderson
Amy Sanderson
Script Supervisor

Posters and backgrounds

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