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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

Genre : Action, Comedy, Horror

Runtime : 1H 25M

Director : Lee Demarbre

Synopsis

For reasons unknown to anyone in the Catholic Church, there have been a rash of attacks on lesbians by vampires, and to make matters worse, they're now immune to sunlight (the vampires, not the lesbians, although it probably won't kill them either). There can be only one solution - to get Jesus from his hiding place, and take on the vampires, including the lesbians they've turned into more vampires. Along the way, he'll have to enlist the help of Mexican wrestler El Santos, "Apostle to the Apostles" Mary Magnum, and... learn to do a snazzy musical number?

Actors

Phil Caracas
Phil Caracas
Jesus Christ
Murielle Varhelyi
Murielle Varhelyi
Maxine Schreck
Maria Moulton
Maria Moulton
Mary Magnum
Tim Devries
Tim Devries
Father Eustace
Ian Driscoll
Ian Driscoll
Johnny Golgatha
Josh Grace
Josh Grace
Dr. Praetorious
Tracy Lance
Tracy Lance
Gloria Oddbottom
Glen Jones
Glen Jones
Father Alban
Mike Funk
Mike Funk
Danny Sabbath
Lucky Ron
Lucky Ron
Blind Jimmy Leper
Johnny Vegas
Johnny Vegas
Self
Jeff Moffet
Jeff Moffet
Santos
Ivan Freud
Ivan Freud
Narrator
Erica Murton
Erica Murton
Maggie
Alex Godin
Alex Godin
Father Avellino
Shelly Pederson
Shelly Pederson
Woman Blessed on the Beach
Thetis Bernard
Thetis Bernard
Beach Vampire #1
Adel Croteau
Adel Croteau
Beach Vampire #2
Karen Friis
Karen Friis
Dancing Angel #1
Marlene Friis
Marlene Friis
Dancing Angel #2
Guen Douglas
Guen Douglas
Dancing Angel #3
Sarah Levitin
Sarah Levitin
Dancing Angel #4
Eva Colpaart
Eva Colpaart
Dancing Angel #5
Ranita Raggo
Ranita Raggo
The Straight Shooters Waitress
Christopher R. Bugg
Christopher R. Bugg
Atheist #1
Ean Murphy
Ean Murphy
Atheist #2
Graham Collins
Graham Collins
Allegro Clerk
Elinor Quesnel
Elinor Quesnel
Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1
Christine Demarbre
Christine Demarbre
The Screaming Lesbian
Andy Smith
Andy Smith
The Bishop
Marc Charron
Marc Charron
The Cop
Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez
The Transvestite
Sophie
Sophie
Fifi the Dog
Jay Stone
Jay Stone
God (voice)
Lyn Guerin
Lyn Guerin
Photographer #2
Alana Ragbir
Alana Ragbir
Photographer #3
Stu Hutchings
Stu Hutchings
Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard
Rayna Farr-Dutchin
Rayna Farr-Dutchin
The Little Blind Girl
Harry Knuckles
Harry Knuckles
Himself
Jenny Coutts
Jenny Coutts
Virgin Mary
Nancy Riehle
Nancy Riehle
Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2
Milo
Milo
The Deaf Lesbian Dog
Mark Cayer
Mark Cayer
Worshipper
Olga Chrzanowska
Olga Chrzanowska
Worshipper
Eric Demarbre
Eric Demarbre
Hockey Jersey Atheist
Miles Finlayson
Miles Finlayson
Atheist
Stephanie Halin
Stephanie Halin
Lesbian Vampire
Claudia Jurt
Claudia Jurt
Misty Winters
Yves Macra
Yves Macra
The limo driver
Jason McMaster
Jason McMaster
Atheist 1
Karm Parker
Karm Parker
Atheist #6
Mark Pollesel
Mark Pollesel
Dancer
Steve Sauve
Steve Sauve
Pedestrian, Homeless Person
Casey Tourangeau
Casey Tourangeau
Singer, Musical Scene
Petr Maur
Petr Maur
Photographer #1

Crews

Lee Demarbre
Lee Demarbre
Director
Ian Driscoll
Ian Driscoll
Author
Graham Collins
Graham Collins
Music

Trailers and other movies

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (Trailer)

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