Texas - Doc Snyder hält die Welt in Atem (1993)
Genre : Comedy, Western
Runtime : 1H 26M
Director : Helge Schneider, Ralf Huettner
Writer : Schringo van den Berg, Helge Schneider
Synopsis
The dreaded Doc Snyder returns home after 30 years. After his long ride through the prairies of the wild west, his laundry is extremely dirty, and who could wash it better than his unshaven mommy? But first she sends him to the prison, from which he is to free his brother Hank, because otherwise he will be hanged. When that's done, they both spontaneously decide to rob a bank, which goes completely wrong. Before Doc Snyder's eyes, his beloved brother is shot by his intimate enemy, the Nose Man. Snyder initially manages to escape, but the Nose Man takes up the pursuit, and from then on many innocent people have to die - including Snyder's mother...
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