العسكري الأخضر (1992)
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Runtime : 0M
Director : Hasan Abduselam
Synopsis
A story of two stand-up comedians, Deep and Zoya, and how they try to navigate their way through their relationship while joking about it on stage!
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Aldahria village one of the villages scattered in Egypt and inhabited by a group of ordinary people, up to the head of the village council (Mahmoud Abdul Aziz) rumor says that the train, at least the President and visiting U.S. President + B271 will depend upon the village. Changed if the entire village and they all begin to prepare for this event in anticipation of decorating the village and improve their appearance. Decides to the village doctor (Ahmad salary) that aid went to pregnant women only Feinst village men to make their wives pregnant, including President of the Council and his wife, Rabab (Hayatem) does not oppose this situation only a small percentage of people led by Hassan (Hassan El Asmar) Falah simple and his wife coincidence (Jehan Nasr) and is placed in the booking District does not raise problems during the procession. Be a surprise that the presidential train passes without that Atagaf in the village starting with everyone very disappointed