Pretty Dead Things (2006)

Death Never Looked This Good

Genre : Horror, Comedy

Runtime : 1H 30M

Director : Richard Griffin

Synopsis

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

Actors

Patrick Pitu
Patrick Pitu
Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
William DeCoff
William DeCoff
John Welles
Danielle Lozeau
Danielle Lozeau
Jennifer Bond
Ashley Eaton
Ashley Eaton
Shelby St. Exxmin
Ross Kelly
Ross Kelly
Rex Van Horn

Crews

Richard Griffin
Richard Griffin
Director

Recommend

Woodchipper Massacre
Jon, Tom, and Denise accidently kill their senile old Aunt while she's looking after them while their father is away on business. Not sure what to do, they decide to dispose of the body in the rented woodchipper in the backyard. But more trouble comes a-knocking when their cousin Kim, their Aunt's son, shows up unexpectedly.
The Cremators
An alien life form, resembling glowing rocks, summons forth a huge, rolling ball of fire, whenever threatened, that incinerates people.
Octaman
A scientific team in Mexico discover a pool of unusual baby "octopus-like" specimens. Gathering a few for analysis back at the lab, it is soon discovered that the critters belong to a gangly six-foot half man/half octopus-like creature, that's pretty angry and wants her 'babies' returned…