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Stagknight (2007)

Genre : Horror, Comedy

Runtime : 1H 30M

Director : Simon Cathcart

Synopsis

Stagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's, I Spit on your Grave, The Beast, Samurai Assisan, movies that spawned the mighty Evil Dead, American Werewolf in London, later Aliens. Set deep in dark mythical English woods Stagknight presents a uniquely stupid look at this genre through the cracked "Weekend Warriors" paintball team. This is mansville not boytown on a blow-out bachelor paintball weekender bender of dirty tricks, hot babes and truly splatter-tastic medieval kills to die for.

Actors

Martin Bayfield
Martin Bayfield
Knight / William
Jocelyn Osorio
Jocelyn Osorio
Blossom
Paul Coskun
Paul Coskun
Brenda / Mike
Simeon Willis
Simeon Willis
Brian
James Hillier
James Hillier
Charles
Jason Lee Hyde
Jason Lee Hyde
David
Harry Athwal
Harry Athwal
Driver
Sandra Dickinson
Sandra Dickinson
Fay
Danielle Mason
Danielle Mason
Ginger
Stephen Wisdom
Stephen Wisdom
Lead Explorer
Tony Tang
Tony Tang
Makoto
Joe Montana
Joe Montana
Roger
Santos Regules
Santos Regules
Santos
Simon Cathcart
Simon Cathcart
Sean
Barry McNeill
Barry McNeill
Steve The Queen
John Campbell-Mac
John Campbell-Mac
Wolf

Crews

Simon Cathcart
Simon Cathcart
Director
Simon Cathcart
Simon Cathcart
Writer
Rob Mercer
Rob Mercer
Writer

Posters and backgrounds

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