Miss March (2009)
After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart... on pages 95-97.
Genre : Comedy, Romance
Runtime : 1H 29M
Director : Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Writer : Zach Gregger, Trevor Moore, Zach Cregger
Synopsis
A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.
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