The Colonel's Account (1907)
Genre : Action, Comedy
Runtime : 4M
Director : Louis Feuillade
Synopsis
This short film consists of a crazy old colonel being asked to entertain party guests about his exploits of daring. However, being a totally insane old coot, he runs amok acting out his war-time heroics--smashing and throwing everything in the room!
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