Family Saga 2 (2009)
Genre : Horror, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 11M
Director : Olaf Ittenbach, Martina Ittenbach
Synopsis
Olaf and his wife have lost that magic spark in their marriage. He wipes huge boogers on her face and they keep putting things in each other’s food like toenails and dandruff. Marriage counselors in the form of Hitler and Bin Laden seem completely alien to them, a secret baby is accidentally cooked, their genitals seem mutated, etc.
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