Star Wreck 4½: Weak Performance (2000)
Genre : Science Fiction, Comedy, Action
Runtime : 19M
Director : Timo Vuorensola
Synopsis
Despite its numbering Star Wreck 4½ - Weak Performance was actually made after Star Wreck V, even though most of it is re-used footage from Andy Bones II, made years earlier... Confused? So is the plot, where Captain Pirk plays Andy Bones on the Halludeck while Romuclans attack The Kickstart.
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