The Price of Milk (2000)
A man, a woman, and 117 cows.
Genre : Comedy, Drama, Romance, Fantasy
Runtime : 1H 27M
Director : Harry Sinclair
Synopsis
New Zealand milk farmer Rob gives his lover Lucinda a ring. Trying to spark up her relationship with Rob, she takes her friend Drosophila's advice and starts to try and make Rob angry. But she tends to go too far. Admiring her ring while driving a lonely road, she has a run-in with an older woman that sets off a chain of events that begins with her quilt being stolen
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