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We Should Not Exist (2006)

Genre : Comedy, Drama

Runtime : 1H 28M

Director : Hervé P. Gustave

Synopsis

Hervé is a 37-year-old porno movie actor. Weary of the excesses of this fringe universe, he decides to hang up his Condoman costume and turn over a new leaf as a mainstream movie actor. He thus enters a world he knows nothing about. Rejected by his fellow actors, Hervé is just dying to learn the rules of the game. He then encounters LZA...

Actors

Hervé P. Gustave
Hervé P. Gustave
Hervé
Elsa Steyaert
Elsa Steyaert
LZA
Benoît Fournier
Benoît Fournier
Jean-Claude Joerger
Jean-Claude Joerger
Marie-T Picou
Marie-T Picou
Margaret Zenou
Margaret Zenou
Marilou Berry
Marilou Berry
Rachida Brakni
Rachida Brakni
Bertrand Bonello
Bertrand Bonello
Phil Holliday
Phil Holliday
Nina Roberts
Nina Roberts

Crews

Hervé P. Gustave
Hervé P. Gustave
Director

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