How to Become a Criminal Mastermind (2013)

Small time crooks. High crime levels!

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 20M

Director : Henry Scriven

Synopsis

After his life falls apart, FREDDIE decides he must turn to crime to survive. With no criminal knowledge he decides to hire Bainbridge, a professional crime coach.

Actors

Sam Massey
Sam Massey
Bainbridge
Phillip Weddell
Phillip Weddell
Freddie
Joerg Stadler
Joerg Stadler
Kenneth
Audrey Holt
Audrey Holt
Grandma
Gideon Turner
Gideon Turner
Frank
John Fricker
John Fricker
Bruno
Zoe Richards
Zoe Richards
Angelique
Ed Coleman
Ed Coleman
Clark
Christopher Hogben
Christopher Hogben
Jed
Louise Houghton
Louise Houghton
Jessica
Stephen Chance
Stephen Chance
The Vicar
Sally Connelly
Sally Connelly
Nicole
Andrew Howie
Andrew Howie
Farmer Peabody
Rob Leetham
Rob Leetham
Car Driver
Diane Lloyd
Diane Lloyd
Lady Hogglesworth
Steve McCarten
Steve McCarten
Irish Assassin
Frank Mullin
Frank Mullin
Arthur Black
Craig Rogers
Craig Rogers
Hugo
James Stanyer
James Stanyer
Gary
Jeff Stewart
Jeff Stewart
Freddie's Boss

Crews

Henry Scriven
Henry Scriven
Director
Michael Delwiche
Michael Delwiche
Writer
Henry Scriven
Henry Scriven
Writer
Janine Forrester
Janine Forrester
Sound
David Cawley
David Cawley
Cinematography
Gareth Blyth
Gareth Blyth
Editor
Chris Thornton
Chris Thornton
Editor
Harry Waugh
Harry Waugh
Production Designer
Stefan Keeler
Stefan Keeler
Costume Designer

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