Robot Bastard! (2001)
Bring clean underwear.
Genre : Science Fiction, Action, Animation, Comedy
Runtime : 18M
Director : Rob Schrab
Synopsis
The President's Daughter has been kidnapped by the brilliant super-criminal Blood Mamba. All rescue attempts have been thwarted by the evil genius. There's only one thing left to do: send in the Robot. The Robot must fight zombie-monsters and insecurity in order to complete his suicidal mission. This marks the directorial debut of Rob Schrab (Creator of Scud: the Disposable Assassin and Heat Vision and Jack).
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