Pass the Salt, Please (2012)
Genre : Comedy, Romance
Runtime : 13M
Director : Tatjana Najdanovic
Synopsis
Dinner. A glass of wine. Stimulating conversation. What better way to wind down the day? A couples dinner repartee quickly morphs into a scene ripped straight from the script of an adult film. Who wins this battle of the sexes is anyones guess.
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