Three Cripples (2007)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 32M
Director : Poj Arnon
Synopsis
A man's teeth crooked ghastly. Need a plan to get rich fast so he enlists the help from a limping woman and a blindfolded man. They decide to join the Mafia and help kidnap the politician's son, but things go terribly wrong when they accidentally kidnap the son of their boss. And now the mafia is hunting them.
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