Offertes à tout (1991)
Make Me An Offer
Genre : Fantasy
Runtime : 1H 30M
Director : Michel Ricaud
Synopsis
Five great way fantasies Michel Ricaud: 1) Pressing xpress 2) The big "pornstar" and pussy (Le grand "hardeur"et la minette): A young blonde nurse is banged delirious and taken to new heights! 3) The good woman in black (Le noir vous va si bien): A pretty, young girl is consoled by the funeral director ... 4) Quiet slut (Poupée docile, poupée dessous): A young blonde nurse is banged delirious and taken to new heights! 5) Gang Bang:Urgent! A young blonde who is very pretty and elegant in great relations with four guys!
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