Lumberjack (1985)
Genre : Comedy, Action, Horror
Runtime : 11M
Director : Evgeny Yufit
Synopsis
Violence in the snow! One of the most radical shorts ever made behind the iron curtain, a special document of the Necrorealists' art group, in the former USSR. "Lesorub" (Lumberjack) is a reaction full of energy and morbid rage against the rigid rules of socialist realism - Claus Loeser, Gegenbilder
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