Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)
An average Joe. An adventurous comedy.
Genre : Comedy, Romance
Runtime : 1H 42M
Director : John Patrick Shanley
Writer : John Patrick Shanley
Synopsis
Hypochondriac Joe Banks finds out he has six months to live, quits his dead end job, musters the courage to ask his co-worker out on a date, and is then hired to jump into a volcano by a mysterious visitor.
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