Get Hard (2015)
An education in incarceration.
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 40M
Director : Etan Cohen
Writer : Jay Martel, Ian Roberts, Etan Cohen
Synopsis
When obscenely rich hedge-fund manager James is convicted of fraud and sentenced to a stretch in San Quentin, the judge gives him one month to get his affairs in order. Knowing that he won't survive more than a few minutes in prison on his own, James desperately turns to Darnell-- a black businessman who's never even had a parking ticket -- for help. As Darnell puts James through the wringer, both learn that they were wrong about many things, including each other.
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