Horst Schlämmer - Isch kandidiere! (2009)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 36M
Director : Angelo Colagrossi
Writer : Ludwig Berndl, Angelo Colagrossi, Hape Kerkeling, Jens Teutsch-Majowski
Synopsis
So far he has earned his living as deputy editor-in-chief at the Grevenbroicher Tagblatt, but actually Horst Schlämmer had always guessed: he was destined for something bigger - too much bigger. Without further ado, he therefore quits his old job, founds his very own party and thus starts his rush to the chancellor's office. While the election machinery is quickly started and soon picks up speed, only two questions remain unanswered: Is Horst Schlämmer ready for Germany? And is Germany ready for him?
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