Moosecock (2006)
The Moose is Loose.
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 6M
Director : Will Hartman
Synopsis
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the words "moose" and "cock" were to suddenly come together to form a new word? This hard-hitting short film probes the possibilities.
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