God Thinks You're a Loser (2009)
A supernatural black comedy about oil men, strippers, comeuppance, and the reckless pursuit of sensual pleasure.
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 29M
Director : Gary Chason
Synopsis
Sex, drugs, money, murder - not to mention love, heartache, humiliation, guilt, revenge, redemption - are central themes in this wicked dark comedy. Tracking six not-quite-so-young oilmen and dancers as they pursue life with reckless abandon in boomtown Houston during the Eighties, the story careens from casual pick-ups to painful break-ups, from betrayal to reunion with hardly a pause for breath.
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