Attila flagello di Dio (1982)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 37M
Director : Franco Castellano, Giuseppe Moccia
Writer : Franco Castellano, Giuseppe Moccia
Synopsis
The misadventures of Attila and his band of barbarians as they take up arms against the Roman Empire in their native Milano
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Marcellus is a tribune in the time of Christ. He is in charge of the group that is assigned to crucify Jesus. Drunk, he wins Jesus' homespun robe after the crucifixion. He is tormented by nightmares and delusions after the event. Hoping to find a way to live with what he has done, and still not believing in Jesus, he returns to Palestine to try and learn what he can of the man he killed.
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