Huwag Na Huwag Kang Lalapit, Darling (1997)
Genre : Comedy, Romance
Runtime : 1H 40M
Director : Leo Valdez
Writer : Dado C. Lumibao, Joseph Balboa
Synopsis
After losing their home in a fire, Bulong heads to Manila with his mother and cousin to start anew. When their expectations aren't met in the harsh reality of living in the city, the cousins save a wealthy businessman from being robbed. Through him, Bulong meets Darling, who turns out to be the estranged daughter of their mother's friend, adopted by the businessman when she was still a child. Darling, on the other hand, is torn in love between her long-time boyfriend and the endearing country bumpkin who's much closer than she realizes. Who will she choose?
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