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Santa with Muscles (1996)

He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!

Genre : Action, Family, Comedy

Runtime : 1H 33M

Director : John Murlowski
Writer : Jonathan Bond, Fred Mata

Synopsis

Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.

Actors

Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Blake
Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis
Sarah
Don Stark
Don Stark
Lenny
Robin Curtis
Robin Curtis
Leslie
Garrett Morris
Garrett Morris
Clayton
Aria Noelle Curzon
Aria Noelle Curzon
Elizabeth
Adam Wylie
Adam Wylie
Taylor
Jennifer Paz
Jennifer Paz
Helen Chu
Clint Howard
Clint Howard
Hinkley
Ed Begley Jr.
Ed Begley Jr.
Ebner Frost
Brian J. Williams
Brian J. Williams
Cop With Bazooka
Troy Robinson
Troy Robinson
Baldie
Brenda Song
Brenda Song
Susan
Ed Leslie
Ed Leslie
Sumo Lab Assistant
Steve Valentine
Steve Valentine
Dr. Blight

Crews

John Murlowski
John Murlowski
Director
Jonathan Bond
Jonathan Bond
Screenplay
Fred Mata
Fred Mata
Screenplay
Jordan Belfort
Jordan Belfort
Producer
James Covell
James Covell
Music
Michael Gfelner
Michael Gfelner
Director of Photography
William Marrinson
William Marrinson
Editor

Trailers and other movies

Santa With Muscles Trailer 1997

Posters and backgrounds

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