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The Parisian B* (2015)

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 20M

Director : Noémie Saglio, Eloïse Lang

Synopsis

Thirty-year-old Camilla, realizes that she doesn't have the life she deserves and decides that the only destiny worthy of her is that of a royal princess.

Actors

Camille Cottin
Camille Cottin
''Connasse''
Antony Hickling
Antony Hickling
William (voice)
Lou Cottin
Lou Cottin
Camille enfant #1
Cécile Boland
Cécile Boland
La nanny
Stéphane Bern
Stéphane Bern
Lui même
Rosie Mahon de Monaghan
Rosie Mahon de Monaghan
Camille enfant #2
Marie-Christine Adam
Marie-Christine Adam
La mère
Kad Merad
Kad Merad
Himself

Crews

Noémie Saglio
Noémie Saglio
Director
Eloïse Lang
Eloïse Lang
Director
Eloïse Lang
Eloïse Lang
Writer
Noémie Saglio
Noémie Saglio
Writer
Fred Avril
Fred Avril
Music
Sandro Lavezzi
Sandro Lavezzi
Editor

Trailers and other movies

Connasse Princesse des Cœurs - Teaser 2

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