Hackney's Finest (2014)
Genre : Crime, Action, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 30M
Director : Chris Bouchard
Synopsis
A small-time drug-dealer gets into big trouble when a corrupt East London cop tries to steal a consignment meant for Welsh-Jamaican Yardies.
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