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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

Genre : Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Runtime : 1H 30M

Director : Terry West

Synopsis

In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.

Actors

Erin Brown
Erin Brown
Dildo Saggins
Darian Caine
Darian Caine
Horny
A.J. Khan
A.J. Khan
Spam
Barbara Joyce
Barbara Joyce
Araporn
Michael R. Thomas
Michael R. Thomas
Smirnof the Wizard
John Link
John Link
Ballem
Anushka Garin
Anushka Garin
Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes
Allanah Rhodes
Hymen Torn
Suzi Lorraine
Suzi Lorraine
Drusilla
Paige Richards
Paige Richards
Whorespank
Chelsea Mundae
Chelsea Mundae
Bar Keep
Ruby LaRocca
Ruby LaRocca
Bar Maid
T.J. Glenn
T.J. Glenn
Angry Scotsman / Dork / Warrior (as Teel James Glen)
Terry West
Terry West
Sir Bruce / Cowardly Lion
John Paul Fedele
John Paul Fedele
Sourass
William Hellfire
William Hellfire
Whichway
Juliette Charles
Juliette Charles
Tree Nymph

Crews

Terry West
Terry West
Director
Terry West
Terry West
Writer
John Bacchus
John Bacchus
Producer
Michael L. Raso
Michael L. Raso
Producer
Josh Robinson
Josh Robinson
Music
John Paul Fedele
John Paul Fedele
Director of Photography
George Freeway
George Freeway
Editor
Max Wade
Max Wade
Costume Design
A.J. Khan
A.J. Khan
Makeup Artist

Trailers and other movies

Lord of the G Strings - Smirnoff meets Sourass

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