Assume the Position (2013)
Genre : Romance
Runtime : 2H 24M
Director : Mike Quasar
Synopsis
Yoga's the theme, as our cast of tight-bodied flexible fuckers bend over backwards to get you off! The non-stop, over-the-top action will leave you chanting, 'Om My God!' Sit back...Assume The Position and enjoy some fine-ass Booty!
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