Bert: The Last Virgin (1995)
This is the movie about my 3 favorite things: Girls. Women. Ladies
Genre : Family, Comedy, Romance
Runtime : 1H 40M
Director : Tomas Alfredson
Synopsis
The film is based on a series of immensely popular Swedish children's books, about the boy Bert, who is just hitting puberty and having the usual problems with it. But that's where the usual ends abruptly.
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