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Te juro que yo no fui (2018)

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 24M

Director : Joaquín Bissner

Synopsis

Running away from some evil arabs, a woman hides in a counterbass case, causing problems to his owner, a musician with a jelous wife who is trying to win her back.

Actors

Mauricio Ochmann
Mauricio Ochmann
Marta Hazas
Marta Hazas
Ariadne Díaz
Ariadne Díaz
Mónica Dionne
Mónica Dionne
Santiago Salcido
Santiago Salcido
Francisco

Crews

Joaquín Bissner
Joaquín Bissner
Director

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